Here are the ten things you need to understand if the relationship is to last:
You know what it means right? A phrase which will become familiar with lots of Leeds games available behind the red button on Sky when they are not the featured match. Strewth! This is Perth. The Whites take on Manchester United at the Optus Stadium in July next year as part of a pre-season tour. Expect a visit to Sydney for the next friendly three days later. Don't book a surprise city break as the Whites could be at Wembley for the Championship final. Your not and probably never will be. Their heart will always be with Lucas Radebe or any other legend from Bremner through to Viduka. Understand the Leeds United anthem. Not only a matchday classic but one for the shower! Booked a meal? Expect to change plans at the drop of a hat if the match is rearranged. Blame Sky TV. What does that mean? Find out - it means a lot. Won't be as romantic as you planned if Leeds have been beaten. Be a shoulder to cry on. Last day of the season. Fancy dress. Standard.