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Win tickets to Leeds United Port Vale in the Football League on December 4 by submitting a caption to accompany this image of Dennis Wise explaining his tactics to substitutes Tore Andre Flo and Mark De Vries late on against Cheltenham Town.
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no listen if flos havin crispy wontons you might as well have spare ribs
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Please sign my petition to 10 Downing Street, asking for 15 points to be deducted from all other teams in League One. Its my last hope for promotion and is for a good cause!
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Get my Flo Tore!
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No seriously ! That`s three numbers - we`ve definately won a tenner !
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dennis is saying,now these are green giros,from the social security,take a long hard look,because you will be drawing them,if you dont start scoring, and so will i
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now flo see you are not playing can you go and do the shopping here the list my wife gave me dont eat the sweet they are for my kids
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This is a ball, those are the goals
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So...that's 11 fish and chips wi bits, and don't forget Tresors mushy peas!
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right get onto paddypower a tenner on tresor to score the first or last. and a fiver on you actually starting a game this season.
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Right boss fish and chips twelve times, eight chip butties, sausage and chips twice, eight mushy peas, five curry sauce and whatever you're having.
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now flo have you got that the 3 .15 at haydock and on the way back call for the chippy order
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This is a football,
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No I won't accept a note from your mother. This one here from the physio says your fit, so on you go and try your best
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No....you ordered egg fried rice and special curry, mine was the beef in blackbean sauce!!!!!!!!!!
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6 Across, A specified structure into which players endeavor to advance a ball.
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Look ive got this bet with you as first goalscorer, see what you can do
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Seven letters;a number between 14 &16?
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So the idea is to put this ball into that goal
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41 - 15 = 26 points
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You any good at sudoko Tore?
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so thats T - O - R - E, Tore, A.......
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HOW DO YOU SPELL YOUR NAME AGAIN ?
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look at my pictures do you think that bakini suits me here keep it its yours
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i been watching you for a while now heres my phone number call me some time xx
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i want you to push up here and presurise them win ball for us
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What do you think of my latest "Flo" chart,Tore ?
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I found these notes at wembley after the englad game. It just says "kick and rush"
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Should i play or should i fold
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Heres my application for the england managers job, what do you think are my chances?
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Its just an insurance policy in case you get injured!
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Do us a favour and go pick dave bassets pension up for us
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and casper wants a chip butty with curry suace, if you set off now you'll be back by the end of the half
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So, let's get this right lads ! flo ,yours is definitely number 24 chicken fried rice with chips ok
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This is Some hate mail for Steve Mclaren, will you sign it please?
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can you remember what to do get the ball in the net
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See my foot-note,do not go toe to toe with them,do not put your best foot forward,,just use your head to grab the winner.
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There is Norway back here if we dont get the equaliser,you cannot afjord to miss the net.
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Tore, what do you mean another sick note?
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and this one is me and the wife on the beach
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Can you translate this? Gus wrote these tactics before he left.
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Harry says we're gonna hoof it up to here so make sure you're waiting...
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Four pints of lager, two meat pies and a bag of chips. And get someting for yourself.
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im having jellied ells for dinner
what you having ?
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Buy a book of 10 raffle tickets for only 5.00 to win a first team place for the Port Vale match
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That is what the ref said to me
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these are my bets on paddypower
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quick tore run to my car this is the reg. and get Gus's notes IVE LOST THE PLOT
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but den I can't play full back, dont worry tore they won't realise we dont have one
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The players really went to town reviving that 70's disco classic The Bump.
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stop clowning around
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Doyou want to buy some FA cup tickets?
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Its a note from my mam to say I cant play.
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Dennis asking: Is the next game a full house or a single line
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OK Tore, I'll write it down. I said get on there and score a goal like Crouch, not get on there and more or less slouch!
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If you could just sign 'to Dennis'
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So that's 2 loafs of bread
Some washing powder…
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Last Updated:
29 November 2007 8:38 AM
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