This competition has now closed.

YOUR ENTRIES:

He fell.over,honest

Barry Milner

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Oh my god - I've left the baby on the bus.

KJB

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hold and treat the ball as if it were a baby

Nick Patterson

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So you not seen my sandwhich it about this big.

Anthony Mann

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I swear if the ball was this big we would not fall over it...

Nigel Chilvers
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"Look ref..if he has got nits we are not playing on"

Sandra Gibson

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I've been practising lifting some silverware since they made me captain! Have I got it right yet ref?

Stevens Stylianou

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I don't know where the make-up artist came from, but he said if you both blow, my nails will dry quicker!

Stevens Stylianou

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"Forget about his eye,look at my broken nails,I`ve just had them manicured."

Ken Wilkinson

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I wasn't splitting hairs ref............. I told him it was this close

Terry Connolly

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I'm from Angola where atrocities from years of civil war are hard to comprehend - but 15 points!!

Richard Strudwick

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"Look...It was the egg shaped ball last week. This week it is the round one!"

Maltblossom

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It was under your arm, then in my hands, now it's in his eye.

Tony Jewell

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It's this big and round

Paul Emmett

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It's round and you kick it

Melvyn Burton

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right ref you slip the rubber gloves on and ill pull mcallisters boot out

Craig Teague

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va va voom !

Gareth Edwards

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Help me scrub up ref, I used to be a brain surgeon in Angola

John McGregor

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it must be handball ref, even the kop saw it!!!

Stephen Ainsworth

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Look ive washed my hand of him !

Gary Evans

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Im sorry i hardly know the guy!

Gary Evans

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Come on Ref! He only tripped over my invisible Rabbit ,Harvey!

Keith Annal

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okay,everybody stand still this photos for the spot the ball competion

GrfNico

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"Yes ref its spitting its that fine rain that soaks you thru"

Gary Shiels

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hands, knees and bumps a daisy!

Jan Singer

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'Just help me scrub up ref! Brain surgery is my speciality!

John McGregor

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Physio: They're not bothered about you mate! They're all talking about fishing with Rui Marques!

Andy Sawyer

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it's not my fault,I wanted to be a window cleaner

Steve Wilson

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hey ref il give you 10-1 hes not back up within a minute

Guy Nevitt

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It wasn't my fault ref, the pitch must still be frozen!

Chris Tremlett

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I dunno why he had to get the trainer on..................
I told him his parting was already straight

Terry Connolly

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ref it is not my fault i was late the tackle it the time diffrent i was playing in africa last week

john hough

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Its about this wide and its round, have you seen it?

Stuart Kamasz

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see these hands they can chop anybody down.

nigel hall

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eh you got to hand it to him ref hes good at play acting i never touch him.

nigel hall

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look ref these hands can do alot of things but wont make your hair grow.

nigel hall

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Have you seen the ball? It's about this size and round!

Ray Shaw

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honestly ref, i washed my hands before the game. you can smell them if you like?

chris welch

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'It's a fair cop, I'll come quietly'

John Condon

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"It`s his own fault, ref,he will buy cheap mascara."

ken wilkinson

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Honest Ref the ball was here just a minute ago

John Condon

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Oh Ref, please sign the petition for our 15 points back

Justin Riseborough

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Sorry ref! In Angola all the balls are shaped like his head!

Andy Sawyer

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listen love if you take your hands off your hips we might take you seriously.

mike

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I.m telling you ref, the meat pies were so big I had to hold them both hands.

Martin Kearsley

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I better scrub up. The physio needs me.

Lee Collins

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It wasn't my fault ref, the pitch must still be frozen!

Chris Tremlett

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I didn't say that you was a pain in the neck ref, I said that he's got one.

Jeff Brown

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I'm not saying he thinks he's special... but hairdresser is getting in the way!

Paula O'Malley

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oh dear ref.

m painter