Win tickets to see Leeds United take on Cheltenham at Elland Road on March 11 by entering our caption competition.
The winners were:Paul Horsbrough: 'This is the closest I've been to touchin a ball for weeks.........'
Daniel Mahon: 'I'll teach you a thing or two about ball control.'
THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSEDClick here to enter.You must include a daytime telephone number.
The deadline is noon on March 7.
YOUR ENTRIES:****
no I have'nt lost them
terry thomas****
"hey ref il give you 10-1 hes not back up within a minute"
Guy Nevitt ****
What is wrong with wearing yellow socks, your not seeing the colour of my pants though
Guy Nevett****
That's another kick in the nuts from the football League
Gary Shield****
I dont think i was WISE enough i should have gone before kick off
LEE COLLINS****
dose my bum look big in this track suit
John Hough****
I'll teach you a thing or two about ball control.
Daniel Mahon****
No Gaffer! Its not another groin strain i'm bustin' for the loo!
Andy Sawyer****
'This is the closest I've been to touchin a ball for weeks.........'
Paul H****
I don't think I'l bother with these EX-LAX again
Jim Platten****
Going on loan to Hartlepool was a bum deal.
Andrew Atkinson****
Pretty please give us the 15 points back or im gonna throw a tantrum!!
David Derbyshire****
I'm glad the boss thinks I've got the balls to go on and turn the game around.
Andy Foster****
OK. WHOS NICKED MY CRICKETBOX!!
Gary****
OY MATEY! THIS IS MY LAP OF HONOUR!!!
Gary****
Are you sure its my 'gluteus maximus' I have to stretch!
Christopher Hislop****
i have to keep doing this as its too big for my pants
Brian Foster****
Just heard something rip.....hope its my pants and not my hamstring.
Sandra Gibson****
so thats where i left the ball bag
Daniel Abbott****
No it is definitely not my ball
David Wild****
I KNOW THE CLUB HAS FINANCIAL
PROBLEMS BUT CLOSING THE GENTS IS THE LAST STRAW
Christopher Stead****
Well it was there a minute ago........................
Terry Connolly****
What do you mean ive got no balls!!!!
Gary****
YOU PUT YOUR LEFT LEG IN,YOUR LEFT LEG OUT,IN OUT + ETC.
Gary****
Does My Bum Look Big in This?
Tim Davey****
It's better out than in!
Jason Dunne****
ooohhh this new g-string is really chaffing!!!
Gail McGann****
Why's everyone looking in the opposite direction, am I missing something!
Guy Nevett****
"wow, shes a bit of alright"
Guy Nevett****
The new cheerleaders at Elland Road were causing quite a stir...
Alex Hutchinson****
does my bum look big in these
Graham Bracewell****
awwwwwwwwww i knew that vindaloo was a bad idea (PARP)
Lee Quick****
Come on ref blow the whistle, I'm bursting…..
Guy Nevett****
If your name's not down, you're not coming in
Sarah Schofield
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Where's the toilet?
Liam
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