The competition has now closed.

The winner will be announced shortly.

YOUR ENTRIES:

Bassett takes up his new post as Head Coach for the forthcoming WORLD GURNING CHAMPIONSHIPS!

Steven Stylianou

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The team seem to have lost their 'bite' since I arrived, which reminds me, where did I leave my teeth?

Steven Stylianu

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Time to go to deed poll!

C Davies

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....Managed to take more points of them than I ever did at Sheff United!!

Philip Crabtree

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Thanks a lot Denis. There's less chance of me getting another job now than a trophy polisher in Newcastle!

Allan Hudson

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bloody wife could do better!

Daniel Fensome

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@#*&$#%

Fernando Bradley Dylan Bernard

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they said it would be a wise move... no mention of me ...

Richard Maude

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chris can i phone a manager

Melvyn Moyes

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thanks a lot Dennis, back on the dole, not such a wise choice coming here

Darren Varley

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"Looks like it`s back to being Tortoise Tims double in Wallace and Gromit for me."

Ken Wilkinson

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Where did he go ?

Terry Thomas

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Hmm...When is my Paycheck due?

Lee Jordan

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i wonder what dennis wise's new job is

James Routledge

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"I still dont know were i am...what im doing here....my name...or were im going now!"

Adam Parkinson

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Cor Blimey that's not bad. Six months pay for one months work!

Jeff Brown

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l think i will go to bingo i might win there

Nigel Hall

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What is that smell in here ?!

Deborah Allanson

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where do i sign on meold

baldybri

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Another fine mess you've got me into Wisey !

Jeremy Stackhouse

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i hope my lotto numbers come up on saturday

Stuart Stephen

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why can i not say pass the ball?

Paul

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Do I not like that.

D Gledhill

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was I wise to come to Leeds

Jim Maclachlan

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back to the day job of being berty bassett

Ste

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Dont blame me Mr bates I was only third choice.

Peter Moore

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thats great, Dennis has gone, might aswell head to the dole office, AGAIN

Nigel Dyche

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Ide better go back to the Job Centre

J Whitfield

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Oh no how am i gonna explain this one to the wife?......AGAIN!

James Miller

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iv had more clubs than there are liquorice allsorts!!!

Jamie Miller

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what an earth is that nasty niff.

Jean Lambert-Allen

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Ah well better get to the job centre

Mike Dickinson

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Hmm... This might well be my last game!

Gary Evans

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If I look like I'm concentrating I might fool people into thinking that I actually know hat I'm doing

Dan Thompson

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Well that wasn't worth upsetting the missus for. Anyone got directions to St James' Park?

Dave MacKay

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never got chance to say id'e play a 1-8-1 formation

Alan Ramsden

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I'm not too sure coming here was a WISE decision

Andrew Walker

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giz a job den

Peter Susse
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Gulppppp!

Alison Rollinson

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Wise it always me!

Paul

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Life is like box of chocolates, you never know which club you'll be at next.

Kevin Heywood

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must keep a stiff upper ...oh that's gone too!

M Needham

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Dave is on the road again

jonnymac

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heylook wise the ventriloquist forgot his dummy!

Gerry Sweeney

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Carnt see Dennis anywhere.

Mrs A Phillips

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P45 and back to the missus

Tony Jewell

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thank god i was let go.wise said i will be the next manager of newcastle

Colm O Hara

this pear drop tastes a bit funny

Dan Northfield

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well...its true! I'm useless!

Aidan Crosthwaite

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BIG ISSUE! BIG ISSUE!

Shane Embleton

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What another fine mess you got me into dennis!! TAXI !

Jason Mercer

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what no den

G Umpleby

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I'll be back at Bramall Lane before you know it

Tim Davey

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The only way is up....... but thats enough about my tactics what about a new job

Tim Davey

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this indigestion is killing me

Tim Davey

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Have it...!!!!!!!!

Tim Davey

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well i suppose i could go back to being a cartoon dog!

Jason Dodds

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WISE MOVE DENNIS! NOW BACK TO MY OWN DECISIONS BEFORE THE MAC ATTACKS

Shaun Allatt

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my only way to watch leeds now is to win this competition

SJ Sinker

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I wonder if there's any jobs in Newcastle?

John Condon

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Now where did I put Dennis's phone number?

John Condon

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i know im no good at this job, but can i have my dummy back

Wozza

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''Iv'e no hard feelings'' MUCH!!

John Condon

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"What about me Den"

Adrian Taglietti

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i knew that long ball would get me the sack. not very wise thinking.....

Graham Johnstone

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well, it's another fine mess you've got me into denis

Mick Heaton

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Pass ?

Gary Sanders

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When i said Big Mac i ment a burger not McAllister

Shaine Bosomworth

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OH WELL BACK TO SUCKING ON LEMONS

NORM

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"Dennis can I come with you" not if you keep pulling your tongue out at me"

Andy Matthews

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who makes these licorious allsorts

Paul Rogerson

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I wonder when that ball is going to come down

Tim Davey

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There causing us 'allsorts' of problems

Tim Davey

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hello

Kieran Jordan
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Gis a job

Tim Davey

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Thats another fine mess you got me into ...Dennis

Tim Davey

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hello joe

Daniel thackray

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we the three WISE men have left the building

Daniel thackray

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"I'll get me coat"

Brian McGonigle

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NOW WERE DID I PUT MY BUS PASS

P. Johnson

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"I wonder if Dennis knows my false teeth are in his suitcase..."

Marc Young

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I wonder if Vinny Jones needs a number 2?

Lee Graham

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That wasn't very wise was it?

R. Dougill

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HOOF IT!

Boabby

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Dennis Wise, what a XXXX!

Tim Davey

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i am happy

John Painter

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"Who Ordered A Big Mac"

Peter Legge

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Hm is that Denis I can see in a black and white shirt?

Harvey Wiles

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Dave Bassett was told ' not to hold his breath ' for a permanent deal!

Steve

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There's ALLSORTS going on in my head!

Steve

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first the messiah on the tyne and now a wise man all they need is their shepherd back

Jack Jenkinson

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looks like its back to the job centre again !

Nigel Hall

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well i dont know why nobody wants me people say i am good at allsorts

Nigel Hall

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By that pukka pie is giving me some jip!!!

Diane Deighton

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its all going downhill !!!!!!

Sunny Rathmore

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if it carries on like this, will i still have a job!!!

Merban Rathore

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"if i shave my head, and move my lips up, i wonder if i can look like "Gary McAllister" & get the job !!

Mark Eddison

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Will i ever get to keep a job in Yorkshire ??...Think i will try Emmerdale next !!

Mark Eddison

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First Vera Goes, ...Now Dennis...think i am going to cry ....

Mark Eddison

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why aye man

Simon Wood

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don't take life so seriously - it isnt permanent

Chris Bishop

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oh well,back to the fruit & veg stall

Vaughan Lawrence

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OH NO, WHY ME ?

Norm

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Well, looks like i'll be able to get them jobs in the garden done now!!

Jonathan Lamb

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Does anyone know where the train station is ?

Gary Shiels

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Is that Dennis wise i can see driving off in the distance?

Gary Shiels

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thank god they dint ask me to charge of tuesdays game...i ant got the foggiest.

big al in birstall

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mac: the knife was coming anyway.

Sandra Gibson

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oh no, the dole que looks pretty big. i best get in line!

Becky

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Ah Well here we go again

Patrick

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Thanks for the memory

Steve Watson

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i cannot believe this has happened to me again am i really that bad

Adanm Hinchcliffe

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if your fasten your laces boys you wont fall down as often

Emma Harrison

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Dennis, "Dont leave me on my own again ".

Adam Hinchcliffe

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'Was it something I Said?'

Stephen Cryer

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"Hurry up Harry, come on, I'm signing on the dole"

dockster

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thanks denis now its looks like i will have to get my old age pension

Brian Foster

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I'll get my coat.

Richard Cope

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Any more clubs, and I might turn Bertie!

Dan Maguire

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ta ta............

Andrew Gardner

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Where is the job centre?

BARNEY BALMFORTH

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I wonder who will want me next !!!

Nick McLaughlan

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ME LEAVING, NO WAY !

Michael Barton

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COAL'S TO NEWCASTLE, IS IT WISE !

Michael Barton

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WILL THE LAST ONE OUT TURN OFF THE LIGHTS

Michael Barton

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TAXI

Jacqui Holgate

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HE'S LEAVING HOME, BYE BYE

Michael Barton

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DENIS HAS GONE JUST FOR THE " SHEARER " HELL OF IT.

Michael Barton

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I'M JUST OUT OF SORTS

Michael Barton

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YIPPEE...I HAVE DONE !! MINUS 15 POINTS SINCE I ARRIVED !!

Mark Eddison

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I'm off before they start blaming me!

Keith

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"hmm a wise move Dennis glueing my lips together"

Tom Stephenson

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No, Dennis didn't leave a bitter taste in my mouth either!

Liam

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all I said to him was" we could do with 1 more new face at Elland Road".

Mr Andrew Atkinson

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HMMM Im an assistant get me out of here!!!

Paul Ellis

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I wonder if Kevin keegans got my number?

Andrew Woodhead

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not a WISE move

Nick Moss

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its a funny old game

Jacqui Holgate