This competition has now closed.

The winner is Jonathan Fitzpatrick:
My Name Is Don Capello I'm Gonna Make You An Offer You Can't Refuse
Johnathan Fitzpatrick

YOUR ENTRIES:

I thought they were supposed to blow me over?
Steven Stylianou

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Oh well, at least i'm not managing Leeds United.
Simon Webster

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I'M STRONG TO THE FINISH CAUSE I EATS MI SPINACH I'M POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN - TOOOT TOOOT
David Williams

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Is it bcause I am Italian...that someone has super glued my mouth and my hands?
Graham Balmforth

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HESTON BLUMENTHAL'S FATHER, DRAFTED IN AS NEW ENGLAND COACH
Michael Barton

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" THESE SPROUTS ARE LETHAL "
Michael Barton

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" THESE CHIP'S ARE REALLY HOT ! "
Michael Barton
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They'd have been better off playing in those damn flip-flops!!!!!!!!!!!
Shane Thewliss

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More tea vicar.................??
Terry Connolly

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" I'll huff and I'll puff and blow that ball in"
Christine McDermott
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Dol they ever listen to my instructions, no.
Mick Beaton

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I wonder how long I can hold my breath for.......
Steven Simmons

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I think I will have to stop eating Baked beans and stick to pasta
Shelley Chadwick

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I think I will have to stop eating Baked beans and stick to pasta
Thomas Hurst

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This is my Luciano Pavarotti impression
JonnyMac

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Mama Mia just give me a goal!
Phil Morley

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dont get you pet lip out because your not playing
Ian Bell

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Im gonna go and manage Hawkhill Social Club with a portion of those lovely English Mushy Peas they have! Cos i love pie and mushy peas tha does!
JonnyMac, Guisley

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Ohhh that stinks!!!
Lisa Wishart

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My Name Is Don Capello I'm Gonna Make You An Offer You Can't Refuse
Johnathan Fitzpatrick

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"I`ll be glad when it`s half-time,these M+S underpants are killing me."
Ken Wilkinson

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can that fella behind me see where ive put his dohnuts?
Becky

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excuse me,that will be that curry from last nite
Ste

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Just like my reputation....over inflated
Darren Hawkridge
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i cant beleive its not butler!
Adam Palmer

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HEY LOOK LADS I CAN SEE OUR HOUSE FROM HERE
Norm

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uffff shouldnt have had the beef beurito for lunch
Dan Northfield

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got any leeches for this?
Will Weston

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There that balloon should end up back in Italy
Harvey Wiles

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get ya on the old jeans rule? .................nazi's
Will Weston

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Better practise "The Last Post"
Wayne Moses

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AV IT? AV THAT!!!!
Paul Varley

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'That pizza take away isn't half repeating on me.'
Simon Bartram

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my next is 'Dizzy Gillespie', youv'e got to do something to revieve the boredom.
John Condon

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The Cold Wind Of Change Is Gonna Blow Thru Here Boys!!
Paul Varley

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"I must be mad taking this job on", thinks Capello as he appears at his first game in charge wearing straitjacket.
Richard Varley

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Really shouldn't have had a curry before a game. But if i hold my breath i can't smell my fart!!!!!
Simon Tollemarche

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English curry, never again.
Dave Norton

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kick up in the air and i will blow it into the back of the net.
Paul Young

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Uggghhh! that half-time burger probably wasn't the best idea I've ever had.
Nev Davenport

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Deary me, by the look of this lot Iv'e nearly taken on as much as Gary McAlister
Geoff Varley

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That's the last time ill have these English mushy peas

Jonnymac

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FOR MY OTHER JOB I'AM A HAMSTER IMPERSONATOR
Norm

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I ate all the pies.
Liam

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What can I say, "They made me an offer I couldn't refuse"
Liam

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Oh Dear !!!

Gary Evans

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Mr Bates never told me they were this bad!!!

Gary Evans

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Sensationally, Little Britain's Lou and Andy are left to decide upon who should be England's new boss. "I want THAT one", declares wheelchair-bound Andy.

Richard Varley

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Grim Reaper spotted at Fabio's first match in charge (far left centre of pic), as new England boss finishes off "dodgy" pie.

Richard Varley

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Der de di dah dah dah~dah

Tony Jewell

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Phew! thank god thats all over.

Steve Watson

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I ate all the pies!

David Bisset

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have you seen my Wayne Rooney impersonation?

David Bisset

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" i wish i had taken that call from ken bates !"

Rod Baker

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Sorry ! It must be the beans I had earlier.

Stevens Stylianou

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no sway back owen

Damian Richardson

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I've bitten off more than I can chew with this lot, pass me the GAVISCONI !!

Adrian Marsh

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new i should not have eaten them brussel

John Hough

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If I could speak English I would know what to say!

M Naylor

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i bedda droppa da trump ina tha technical area,dont a wanna make tha england hot seat too hot!

Tony Dunning

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should'nt have had those onions at lunchtime!!

Jean lambert-Allen

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he pulled a face at me first!

Emma Coates

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I will get rid of these hiccups........

Emma Coates

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Guess who`s eaten all the pies

Ken Wilkinson

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Pasta???No no no...Definitely Pizza for tea...definitely.

Adam Parkinson

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Smell My Cheese You Mother!!

Paul Varley

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England to win world cup-dont hold your breath!

Mick Varley

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think i will practice holding my breath in case i end up swimming with the fishes(might be easier and safer)

Peter Susse

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Phew! and to think I could have accepted the Leeds United Job! At least England won my first match in charge Gary!!

David Bisset

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Brussel Sprouts on a Sunday! Not again.

Ian Swinfiels

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When'sa your Dolmio Day ?

Jihn Lister

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i vill huff ann i vill puff ann i not no dis bloody rhymne

Al Ramsden

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"Success as a manager is directly proportional to the number of pieces of chewing gum that can be chewed at once", insists Capello.

Richard varley

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'BOOM' please!

John Condon

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