This competition closed on Tuesday February 19.

The winner was Andy Sawyer with:
excuse me doctor can you help me get off these extralong cigarettes?
Andy Sawyer


YOUR ENTRIES:



Might as well stop the warm-up lads , the game has just been cancelled.
Gary Atkinson

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Quick over here, someone's chained the bottle carrier to my foot and I cant get it off!
Liam

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Dancing on ice? call that dancing? This is dancing....

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up yours ref
Paddy Norwich

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Hay Capello, hows my italian sign language coming on!

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Get up you fools, I said "Keep it clean", not "Here is the Queen".
Vicki

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you put your right arm in, your right arm out....
Jeff Brown

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Talk to the hand 'cos Gary Mac aint listening!
Sarah Driscoll

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you're supposed to take instructions from me, not what the crowd tells you to do.
Mick Heaton

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I'LL NAME THAT TUNE IN THREE
Shane

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excuse me doctor can you help me get off these extralong cigarettes?
Andy Sawyer

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The Championships that way!
FERNANDO BRADLEY DYLAN BERNARD

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Management team set about improving their chances:
Pull yer man out to this wing and i'll shoot him with this tranquilser dart
Andy Sawyer

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Ref...you talking to me? me?! I'm watching you and so is my pen!
Jo Capstick

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walk like an egyptian
Tim Davey

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sort yourselves out lads or you'l get the back of my hand
debra gibbons

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"He left me a message in a bottle-i told him i`m not interested and look he`s got the right hump!"
Mick Varley

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his lips will not move no matter were i put my hand but his head dose
John Hough

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Ah ah ah ah Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive..
R Phillips

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Face, bovvered. Does this face look bovvered...........
Andrea Dolan

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"Ref - I'm taking off our invisible defence and sending on the invisible man!"
Terry

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"You put your right leg in, right leg out & then, no doubt, you will be added to our injury list!"
Paul Dockerty

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I HATE THIS GAME (MUSICAL STATUES)
L Manning

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"Britney Spears comeback gig didn`t go down well with the crowd."
Ken Wilkinson

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Ere Ref! If you've got indigestion ....... UTRIAH RENNIE!!
James Sheldon

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"Singing, D.I.S.C.O..."
R Phillips

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PSSSS THE DUG-OUT IS OVER HERE

BIG AL IN BIRSTALL

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I swear lads if you carry on playing like this these fingers are going down my throat!

Steve McDougall

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His version of the Haka didn`t frighten the Elland Road faithful

ken wilkinson

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VIPER APPEARING FROM SLEEVE, SHOCKS COACHING STAFF

MICHAEL BARTON

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WHERE'S SOOTY GONE, I WAS TALKING TO HIM A MINUTE AGO

MICHAEL BARTON

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over ere ref is it right what the crowd are saying about

Helen Dorgan

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Look its a duck....no no no.... its a gun!

Adam Parkinson

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tig...your it

simon r

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ref, someone's nicked me violin!

Alan

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LIFE IS THE NAME OF THE GAME IF YOU WANT TO PLAY THE GAME FOR TWO

AL IN BIRSTALL

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I prefer karaoke!

Adrian Marsh

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and on that farm he had some donkey's

Sandra

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Well! Kick this way or you will never score

Richard Inglis

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come here!phone call for you think its your missus.go on no-one will notice your gone you played that bad

paul bird

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Emu .... for gods sake put some clothes on

Tim Davey

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Jesus Emu you've seen better days

Tim Davey

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come hear! theirs more

jonnymac

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