This competition is now closed.


YOUR ENTRIES:

Go on! Just one little kiss!

Stephen P R Cowling

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Would you like a breath mint
Paul Cossavella

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Tactics mate two hours of minty freshness,you need 'em
paul griffiths
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Give us a kiss pretty boy
Mark Foakes

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Ricky saying-"Oh,dear, I`ve forgotten the mistletoe
Ken Wilkinson

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I said no I dont want a Dance.
Robert Kelso
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What do you mean Walsall will win! You may have five championship belts but you know nothing about football.
Graham Balmforth

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your breath smells lovely to me Ricky, well yours stinks Floyd so i ain't kissing you mate.
Faye Kaye

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nice to meet yer, to meet yer nice.
mike heaton

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I'm telling you it's freezing in Britain. Even in MAY WEATHER I leave my HAT ON..
Sandra Gibson

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"I suppose the black looks are supposed to frighten me?"
John Harrison

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Come on now you might be a pretty boy but no tongues please
Mark Chamberlain

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YOU MAYWEATHER THE STORM, BUT I DON'T THINK SO !
MICHAEL BARTON

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I DIDN'T REALISE I WAS FIGHTING CHRIS LEWIS, AREN'T YOU A CRICKETER !
MICHAEL BARTON
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OBVIOUSLY I DON'T USE A SUN BED
MICHAEL BARTON

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DON'T FALL ASLEEP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU !
Michael Barton
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I BET I CAN MAKE MY EYES SMALLER THAN YOURS
Michael Barton

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'I can se right up your nose from here'
John Condon
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