YOUR ENTRIES:

look no hands
Nigel Ogden Deacon
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those gloves u got mate. do buy one get one free
Mike
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ill hold my hands up i cant take another cross
Graham Bracewell
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come on ref, he thinks he's dead but i did not touch him
Phil Beaumont
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"I told you that Double Glazing salesman was very persuasive."
Ken Wilkinson
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simon says put your hands on your chest - put your hands in the air -sorry goalie ya out
Paul Johnson
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Hands Up if you all like Leeds
Harvey Wiles
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Ehhhh Macarena
Kay Collick
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This dance routines not going to work if you dont keep up
Tim Davey
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Its obvious jermaine has the x factor
Tim Davey
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I hope my Deodorant Holds Out
Tim Davey
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Do I smell.......?
Andrew Richardson
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go on becks give me a hug!
Jamie
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Alex Smithies tells Beckford, ' YMCA'
Wayne Price
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"Come on Jermaine, is this really the time & place to go through our moves for Strictly Come Dancing?" (says the keeper to Mr. Beckford)
Paul Dockerty
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Another game for me to xcel in!!
paul grimley
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This is how you surrender properly.
Michael Barton
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It should be me saying a pray not you.
B Foster
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Its fun to stay at the....
Tom Herbert
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Big fish, little fish, cardboard box.....
Rachel Issott
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have you never done y.m.c.a before becks, its like this
Simon
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these dancing classes are a bit much at half time
Richard Warren
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"Honest to God Guv, cross my heart and hope to die, I never touched him".
Steven Richardson
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I hate doing this YMCA dance every Christmas
Andy Bates
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Defender: Blimey whats that smell?
Beckford: Its not me, it cant be my armspits!
Defender: Its not me Becks, I use Right Guard.....look!!!!
Antony Harrison
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"You need a haircut-I can`t stand here all the game holding your invisible Afro."
Ken Wilkinson
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No No Jamaine it's Y'M'C'A , not Y'X'CA.
Damian Hardcastle
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com on baby do the locomotion...keep up Becks!
Paul Broadhurst
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Hey Gaffer get this man a coat,He is freezing
Eric Reynard
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Let's do timewarp again
Geraint Jones
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Beckford: "Cross my heart and hope to die ,I am the best striker in League One"
Antony Wilson
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If you want to see my nipples you have to buy the new calendar.
Gary Atkinson
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Becks, this Mexican wave really isn't woking, I'm going back in goal.
Jason Southwell
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I can see right up your nose.
Paul Brown
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Jermaine do you get the feeling of deja vu
Tim Davey
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Someone's bound to notice me if i wave my hands behind jermaine beckford
Tim Davey
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please don't shoot. I was only joking - honest!!
jean lambert-allen
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The new glove models had a lot of work to do before they'd be ready for their next photoshoot.
Dan Holmes
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john, i have found the guy who stole your gloves!!
Nick Patterson
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"Sign your name, across my heart..."
Andrew Garrod
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" Saturday nite & I like the way you move, pretty baby....." No No ! you muppet not wigfield. I said when we celebrate a goal it Y M C A !!!
Ian Whitehead
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It was me who scored that ... No it was that that scrored it, cross my heart and hope to die. Tell him boss will ya !!!
Ian Whitehead
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Oh my god ! I told you to wear some deodrant. I think I am going to die aaarrrgghhh !!!!
Ian Whitehead
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OK ref... it was me who put super glue on his gloves..how else am I going to stop him scoring.
Graham Balmforth
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Why can't I play for Leeds?
Jason Seddon
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'Hallelujah!!'
John Condon
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'Yes Simon I do have the X Factor'
John Condon
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X marks the hot shot
Liam
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if i played dead maybe he will leave me alone
Jon Scott
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I was only tickling him ref
Pat Shepherd
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I said we should practice for X Factor after the match...
Pat Shepherd
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No, Im sorry but the YMCA beats Whigfields Saturday night everytime!
Deborah Charles
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Altogether now "let's do the timewarp again"
Andy Richmond
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wish i knew this dance routine because 1 of us doesn't
Andy Matthews
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told you Dennis was good at pulling our strings
Eve Tidswell
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LOOK MUM NO HANDS!
Simon Tomlinson
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WHY IS HE WEARING A CROSS YOUR HEART BRA !
Michael Barton
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No, your man boobs dont look big in that
Pat Shepherd
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Jermaine the YMCA is done like this, not like your doing it!
Jo Capstick
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"...Two turtle doves....and a partridge in a pear tree!"
Claire McGlashan
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Mummy
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Tim Davey
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Beckford says "Heads shoulders knees and toes"
opposite player says"YMCA"
David Matthias
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defence watch jermaine he has the X factor
John
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"OH COME ON REF HE`S AN ANGEL IT`S NOT FAIR, I CAN`T FLY!
Juliet O`Brien
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Agadoo doo doo doo
Marco Nizzardo
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Over here...someone has put super glue on the soles of his boots..he's been here for hours!
Lorraine
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is that a result!
Carl Midgley
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Beckford : No idiot, the macarena starts like this!!
Andrew Barnaby