Caption Competition April 10-20
Win tickets to see Leeds United take on Gillingham at Elland Road on May 3 by entering our caption competition.
This competition has now closed.
YOUR CAPTIONS:
I didn't realise that doing the limbo would be this painful!
Nikki Pattinson
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ITS MY LIFE
Tony Conway
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"This limbo dancing's easy bruv!"
Graham Farr
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Ive matched his 20 goals,now for my impersination,i give you Mark Viduka.
Steven Rice
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I THOUGHT THAT I COULD GET CREAM FOR THESE PILES!!
Mark Quigley
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"Fish and chips please" "But i want my fish this big"
Lee Skelton
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don't know what I did folks, but I did it anyway!!
Jean Lambert-Allen
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Whey it might have blown me off my feet but it didnt manage to blow my gloves off!
Jackie Giddings
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You miss heard Gary I said I will cost you an arm and a leg next season, not 2 legs!
Dave Collier
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"The sun shines east, the sun shines west, but I knows where I'm Macca's best, that's Elland Road I'm talking about mammy!
Alan Johns
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entry was 'the sun shines east, etc"
Alan Johns
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Hey, who has stolen the limbo bar??????
Mrs .M. Fahy
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Hey! Im feeling HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dom Fahy
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The great Don Revie's amazing sword swallowing trick would have been better if he had remembered the swords".
Kevin Morris
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How low can ya go?!
Andy Sawyer
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Hey! who's da tiny person pulling ma hair bruv?
Andy Sawyer
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its amazing wot you can do with an invisable friend
Mark Parkinson
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Its Limbo time, "How low can you go"
Chris Reid
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hey! you said i was'nt comin off till after half time! No need to drag me!!!!
Chris Richardson
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aaagh me ankle!!!!
C Baker
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Bend it Like Beckford
C A Baker
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New limbo- act comes to town!
Steve
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Promotion beckoning with Becks
Gerard Mullan
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That ones for you boss!!!
Ian Adamczyk
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Back of the net!!
Ian Adamczyk
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At your Beck-and-call
Ian Adamczyk
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Beck-Staordinary
Ian Adamczyk
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They were not happy just to take the 15 points they cut my legs off now
Martin Hough
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when i said shoot i meant the goal
Michael Burns
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It's this big!
Steve Lunn
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15 points or no 15 points, The mighty Whites Make us proud to be from Leeds. Thankyou for the fantasic season. Marching on Together.
Laura Brewer
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Come on Football League. Give us our points back.....
Richard Hall
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These king sized invisible burgers are ace!
Mr. Gerard Ross
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Its not the first time becks has had grass stains on his knees
Gary
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Championship next
Kenneth Skalstad
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IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE
Mick Harran
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HERE I AM HOLDING AN ENORMOUS INVISIBLE HOT DOG!
DIANE HILL
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BECKFORD BACK IN TRAINING FOR LIMBO PLAY-OFFS
Gary Enkin
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Who needs 15 points when i can score goals like that for fun
Lindsey crossfield
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I've lost my legs, they're both this long!
Andy Hare
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Get in. At least 1 of us will be playing in the championship next year.
jason wood
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We are Leeds Bruv
Darren Leach
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15 points, who needs them.
BRING IT ON!
Dawn Dunbar
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"Wot shirt am i wearin bruv!"
Tony Swallow
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Livin la vida loca
Tim Davey
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It was this big
Tim Davety
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I tell you the fish was this big
andrew downie
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"here is your invisible limbo champion of 2008... jermaine beckford!"
Jenny Berry
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AAGGHHHHH!! I've carpet burned my knees
dave lawton
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I still managed to score and the net was only this wide ..
Helen
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"Livin' la vida loca"
Peter Cunningham
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hey bruv! 'ill limbo for leeds united!
andy hinks
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look no hands
sue ogden
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come on lads ! lower the bar i can limbo lower than that.
paul mallard
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i've just heard that chelsea have put a 50 million bid in for me and kens accepted
pam heaton
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Beckford auditioning for Strictly Come Dancing
Chris Smith
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That's how you do it, Barnsley!
Margaret Gibbins
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aaarrrggghhhhh youve just cut my legs off
richard sykes
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wheres my sleeves gone my arms are freezing
mark brinley
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Limbo! I knew I could clear 6 inches!
Roz Phillips
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this is my new truffle shuffle celebration
ste
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And the winner of the league one limbo contest is !!!!!!!!!
keely robinson
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" I predict a riot " Beckford practicing air guitar for his summer gig with the Kaiser Chiefs
keely robinson
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Sock it to me.
Aled Jones
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I swear it was that big - claims Beckford after fishing trip !!!
keely robinson
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cum on Carlisle !! were ready !
carl sabine
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come on you beauty!!!!!!!
india rhall
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All the other teams there no good,leeds united have jermaine beckford!!!!
Adam Morgan
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we can only dance if you suck my thumb.
nigel hall
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ohhh! I'll give you an hour to remove your hand from there
Jeff Brown
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Haha...Seriously dont pass to me again and you'll see more of this!
Adam Parkinson
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hi wee man welcome home just one thing we need the 15 points back
B Foster
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simle it my never happen
daniel abbott
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"He super-glued my elbows to my rib cage"
Rob Besant
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"Ref its gotta be a penalty cos he was chewing me fingers nails....Have a look!"
Rob Besant
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Caption: Its raining man, hallelujah, its raining men, amen. I'm gonna go out and let myself get ....................................
Lindsey Crossfield
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Jermaine picks an inopportune time to practise his Peter Kay "kid at a wedding do" impression.
chris flynn
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Whats it like to see a crowd J
Mark Foakes
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Jermaine Beckford realised he was wearing the wrong coloured gloves for his Al Jolson impression.
Erik & Lorraine Wilkinson
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say oops upside your head, say oops upside your head!! '
Adrian Edwards
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oh my god someone has stole my new bmw !!!!!!!!
Tony white
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running cool man
D. Crabtree
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THIS LIMBO DANCING EASY
Stephen McWilliams
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You want this shirt signing bruv, you must be joking.
Guy Nevett
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"Move your feet,your standing on my hair."
ken wilkinson
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Who said I cant play Air guitar "yeh bring it on "
Paul Sinclair
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"I`ll carry you bruv, jump on!"
Andrew Gaunt
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Look at me, I can limbo!!
DARREN AVEYARD
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Did i hear right, ken's buying the first round when we win the play off's.
Mick Heaton
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I really love flossing my teeth.
liam
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If the wind changes you will stay like that.
liam
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See..............not a skid mark in sight.
Terry Connolly
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This limbo lark isn't so hard...........................!!!!
Terry Connolly
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It was this big honest!
Satvinder Bhuller
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ah they said there was a well at eland road i have found it
john hough
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La La Labamba!!!
Chris Brook
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I used live bait and it was this big!
Anthony Bullock
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what shirt am i wearing bruv!!!!!
matthew sowerby
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"can you feel it?"
geordon hemingway
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Im getting the hang of this limbo dancing
Tim Davey
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ok maybe im a bit laid back
Tim Davey
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Last Updated:
25 April 2008 12:47 PM
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