125 of the most cringeworthy jokes to celebrate Father's Day

There’s only one thing that’s better than a good joke: a joke so bad that it’s good.

Dads are the masters of this particular craft and with father’s day approaching we’ve compile an extensive list of the finest examples.

From ghastly double entrendres to wince-inducing puns, there’s some real fool’s gold out there – here are some of the best worst jokes around.

What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

What does a baby computer call his father? Data!

What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!

Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team? Because she kept running from the ball!

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIIINNNNS!”

What’s at the bottom of the ocean and shivers? A nervous wreck!

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike? Attire!

How many ears does Spock have? Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!

What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows!

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Tentacles!

What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones!

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind… it’s tearable.

I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw!

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”

You know what the loudest pet you can get is? A trumpet.

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless!